everyone likes fall out boy
even if you dont like fall out boy you kind of like fall out boy
if i was harry, i would have stuck the letter down the front of my pants and ran out on the front lawn bc
- the dursleys aren’t gonna chase me and cause a scene, it’d upset their pristine reputation
- if they DID chase me out, they’d have to put their hand down my pants to get to the letter and i’d just start screaming STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER and fuck up their repuation for real
you would kill voldemort in first year at that rate
i hate when men complain about women’s body hair, even like the fine hair on their backs. go fuck a shark if you wanna have sex with something hairless
my goal in life is to be married to a celebrity after bumping into them accidentally at a coffee shop
Does the Doctor use John Smith because it’s such a common sounding name, or is John Smith a common sounding name because the Doctor continually uses it?
what … what have you done … . .WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
I’m sorry SPN writers i did not see a “Warning: Major Character Death” in the tags of this episode u are violating AO3s guidelines please take down this ep immediately